Cycling

Beat the Blerch

Sep 12, 2026 · Carnation, United States

Date

Sep 12, 2026

Where

Carnation, WA

Country

United States

Sport

Cycling

Starts

In 2 weeks

Entry

In 2 weeks

Sep 12, 2026

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Distances

Bike

About the race

Beat The Blerch is a 5K, 10K, half, and full marathon created by The Oatmeal and inspired by this comic about running . Our Carnation, Washington race will take place in a quaint little town located about 35 minutes outside of Seattle. It begins at King County’s Tolt MacDonald Park, and it’s a beautiful flat, out-and-back course that winds its way through evergreen, mossy forests along the Snoqualmie valley trail. Near the starting line of the race are strawberry farms and pumpkin patches, which offer guided tours in case you’re still up for a bit of walking after the race.